Micro-Meese

A Micro-Meese is a microscopic variation of the common Meese. Micro-Meese live all around us but you can't see them. They are in the air, on your body, and in deep space. Nobody wants Micro-Meese but without them, you would not be able to breathe. A theory suggests that Micro-Meese are actually what we breathe and that oxygen does not exist. The Meese Prevention Act of 1936, created by Vice President John Nance Garner, banned Meese from doing long division, which stopped the spread of Meese up until 1955 in Illinois. This was supposed to go on until 2006 but was ended earlier as Meese pox started to spread.

Don't you just love the smell of Micro-Meese in the morning?

by Meese Meister January 25, 2018

cheese meese

A Cheese Meese is a person who can't stop eating cheese, therefore being a Cheese Meese. You can tell if some body is a Cheese Meese if they eat cheese in cereal and on toast and for dinner on their potatoes and chicken.

Man 1: yo man whats up
man 2: yo momma
man 1. oh shut up you cheese head
man 2. at least i dont eat cheese on cereal
man 1. oh shut up asshole
man 2. fuck you ya cheese meese
man 1. *crys*

by sup ma nig May 6, 2009

big boy meese mood

when you relate strongly to a moose

big moose 1: did you see what our moose daddy kenny tweeted?

big moose 2: about how hot josh dun is? big boy meese mood

by kennys.big.moose.2 September 4, 2018

meeeeaaaauuuu

The sound that the fat on an obese person makes as they are walking by. This is inaudible to the person but can be heard by others.

Big person: Meeeeaaaauuuu
Me: "Did you hear that?"
Big person "Hear what?"

by the yeaher May 21, 2023

mr. meeseeks

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

by King Mc G June 18, 2014

meemee moomoo

It's a state of mind and lifestyle

Also said when starting a conversation

When joining a chat you say: meemee moomoo

*ryan joins chat*

Julia: Hi Ryan
Yolis: Hello Ryan
Ryan: meemee moomoo

by YOLKS December 28, 2022

it's all about meee meee meee

An idiom used when an observer notices their friend engaged in an extremely self-centered digression. Serves as a reality check. Inspired through the interactions of siblings: Charlene and Sherwin.

Sherwin: And then, at the tender age of 12, I got my black belt in teakwondo, and then I won a bunch of awards in school and soon you'll be calling me Dr. Sherwin.
Charlene: Well "it's all about meee meee meee" isn't it?

by hommie-g November 9, 2014