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Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!
“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”
by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017
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The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
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f4rt1nth3p0ck3t, is a disciplinary measure approved by some hermits who live in a cave system in Breakish- Isle of Skye.

It may be enacted, when and only when, a crustacean refuses to follow direct stage instructions.

Punishments may range from a delicate tickling of the underside of the Thorax- to being shipped off to Spain, where they shall become a garnish for a plate of Whelks in a creamy garlic Scaloppine.
Person-Eh. "Have you ever heard of the "disciplinary measures f4rt1nth3p0ck3t?"

John- Yes, of course I have! I just made it up.

Person-Eh "Why did you do that?"

John- " Simply put, it's a poor attempt to make a human I've never met, smile."
by Unfortunately_Human February 9, 2021
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Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.
-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.
by zhymaa November 9, 2021
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Gay (measurement)

1inch 2.54cm
by assandass May 18, 2018
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