Standard Supermodel Measurement or SSM is a unit of mass, equivalent to approximately 55 pounds or 25 kilograms. Often abbreviated to 'supermodel(s)' in conversation for convenience.
Dude, I've been on a kick-ass diet the last few months- I lost one and a quarter supermodels!
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
The guys at the gym laugh at me because I can only bench two standard supermodel measurements.
by iPutMyWordInYou October 27, 2009
Get the Standard Supermodel Measurement mug.Commonly used when two guys or friends are arguing and one friend brings up a point to counter his friend point, but in theory it is just a stupid and or irrelevant point.
Steve: Do you ahve any enemies? what about the guys you jipped on the deal..
Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?
Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....
Joe: How did you know about that!?! Well what about you and not going to help Bob in the bad deal he made?
Steve: This is no time for dick measuring, who did you do a bad deal with....
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Something you try to win if you're the kind of guy that thinks a female would rather have sex with you than cut your dick off. Whether you have 2 or 4 inches of hard dick, or 8 to 10 inches of flaccid dick, if it's laying out in a cornfield in the moonlight, what's the difference? The blood is black either way, and it's no longer attached to the rest of you.
If you ask females, having sex with a female, having sex with nobody, and cutting a guy's dick off would be before having sex with a guy on a list of things to do that day. Perhaps Lorena Bobbitt flipped a coin, heads he keeps his dick, tails his dick goes in the cornfield, and she didn't tell him which way the coin flip went until he woke up the next morning. That would be a way to suprise a guy that put more importance in coming first in the dick measuring contest than anything else in life.
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Many people (especially guys) get excited about specs vs performance. "Dude, it's got 500 cubic inches of power" or "It can play HEVC."
vs someone who cares about what something actually does instead.
Many people (especially guys) get excited about specs vs performance. "Dude, it's got 500 cubic inches of power" or "It can play HEVC."
vs someone who cares about what something actually does instead.
John's measurebating over his new iPhone 6. He won't have it for a week but he's all excited over how much better it is than his Galaxy S3.
"That dude is a total measurebator. He never actually drives a car, he just reads magazines and talks about big engines."
He prefers to measurebate over the magazine instead of actually using the product.
"That dude is a total measurebator. He never actually drives a car, he just reads magazines and talks about big engines."
He prefers to measurebate over the magazine instead of actually using the product.
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Millions of rupees spent as cosmetic measures in schools rather than fixing the curriculum and hiring qualified teachers.
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