A person with a name that was accidentally written without an "H". This said person is extremely dumb and is usually not very good at anything he does. He is the perfect example of stupidity.
by ihateandreas September 16, 2021
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Introduced in 1984, King Cobra is a robust, full-bodied, premium malt liquor , Anheuser-Busch brews & bottles King Cobra beer in St. Louis, Missouri.
See other brands of malt liquor such as
St. Ides , mickey's fine malt liquor ,
Big Bear Malt Liquor , Olde English 800
, Steel Reserve 211, colt 45 , hurricane 500,
Schlitz High Gravity .
Introduced in 1984, King Cobra is a robust, full-bodied, premium malt liquor , Anheuser-Busch brews & bottles King Cobra beer in St. Louis, Missouri.
See other brands of malt liquor such as
St. Ides , mickey's fine malt liquor ,
Big Bear Malt Liquor , Olde English 800
, Steel Reserve 211, colt 45 , hurricane 500,
Schlitz High Gravity .
King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor
Taste is the usual corn associated with cheap beer, bready, grass, light maltiness, slight sweetness. Light body, moderate carbonation. Dry finish.
King Cobra Premium Malt
Taste is the usual corn associated with cheap beer, bready, grass, light maltiness, slight sweetness. Light body, moderate carbonation. Dry finish.
King Cobra Premium Malt
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
Get the King Cobra Premium Malt Liquor mug.Crazy Horse Malt Liquor - Hornell Brewing Co. debuted Crazy Horse in 1992. Hornell was owned by John Ferolito and Don Vultaggio...Congress banned it for being offensive to Native Americans. (It changed the name to Crazy Stallion in 2004.)
On March 17, 1992, Hornell Brewing Company introduced The Original Crazy Horse Malt Liquor to the American market. Ferolito, Vultaggio & Sons, distributed the beverage across the country
On March 17, 1992, Hornell Brewing Company introduced The Original Crazy Horse Malt Liquor to the American market. Ferolito, Vultaggio & Sons, distributed the beverage across the country
Crazy Horse Malt Liquor might be named after the real life
Native American Lakota warrior of the same name .
Circa 1840 – September 5, 1877
Native American Lakota warrior of the same name .
Circa 1840 – September 5, 1877
by Blu_leef January 4, 2025
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by gabsyy January 8, 2025
Get the Jan-Malte mug.Jan-Malte is a guy, typically looking for a German guy (blonde hair and the most beautiful bluish eyes). You can usually find Jan-Malte sleeping, playing with animals or doing German things like drinking beer. He is a crazy good cook, but be careful because when he is cooking you are not allowed to touch anything in the kitchen. Anyway, the only thing you really want to touch is him because Jan-Malte is a hottie. He is mostly a laid back guy who you can enjoy life with.
by gabsyy January 8, 2025
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by dead666420 November 20, 2025
Get the 5-MeO-MALT mug.A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.
If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.
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