Maggie

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by JakeShinx March 28, 2017
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Maggie is a girl who always looks like a million bucks (ie. pretty dresses and skirts), except when she wears sweats/ athletic wear (ie. the HC sweatshirt). She does look good in athletic wear but not "a million bucks" good.

Her face is like an angel's... one flash of her smile would allow her to get away with murder. Her voice is also like an angel's, both in song and speech. Shes like those girls on miss USA without the skanky. When you first meet her, you will think she is sweet as a cupcake, but when you get to know her, you learn otherwise.

Maggie is a girl who is very smart but uses her smarts to taunt/ torture people sometimes. Her pessimistic/ apathetic perspective on life is hilarious along with her sarcasm.... when it is not used at your expense.

She maintains the perfect balance between care-free and serious diligence, working hard to become a doctor during the week then throwing some stellar parties on the weekends.

She has phenomenal taste in music, preferring Celine Dion, Justin Beiber, and Broadway show tunes

To sum up Maggie Johnson, she's got as much feisty-ness as a bobcat, more wit than your college professors, and looks like a disney princess.
Maggie looked so pretty today in her purple dress.... and then she made Andy cry. Disney Princess Rapidform Justin Bieber Medical School Bobcats Broadway Miss America
by Len Jeavitt June 27, 2011
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A fat cow with saggy breasts touching the floor. Has no self respect. She has the brain of a bird.

Cheating, fat water buffalo.
Don’t be such a Maggie !
by Someoneuuse2no July 25, 2020
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maggie is the type of girl everyone wants. she’s the most beautiful woman in this world (she looks like heaven to me). she has the most beautiful smile ever and when she smiles at you, you want to give her the world. she knows how to turn you on : she looks at you smiling and you just want to kiss her (and do the dirtiest things !)

she has the best musical tastes : laylow, bryson tiller, partynextdoor, drake, damso,… yeah she likes rnb and just for that you must marry her.

maggie can be dramatic, she gets mad really fast, cries a lot and life isn’t cool with her. but when you know her and you’re there for her, you can see how amazing she is and how she deserves happiness. so when she doesn’t feel well, don’t give her up.

maggie is the best person you’ll ever meet. and if you’re lucky enough to have her in your life, you’re very lucky. she’s the only woman you can dedicate die for you by the weeknd.
someone : who’s the strongest person you know ?
me : my girlfriend maggie.
by milan milazo January 23, 2023
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Maggie...a rare creature with a beautiful head of curly hair. Mostly the oldest of two sisters with the best sense of style with sweaters. Mostly is from Indiana and can be caught swinging those golf balls to space. Best known for finsta.
Guy 1: Man, who was that curly headed girl?
Guy 2: I don’t know man, but she seems like a Maggie dudeeeeeeeeee
by AlwaysHereForYou123 August 30, 2019
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Jessica is a baddie biscuit so is Maggie
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I said “gimme dat bone” and Maggie looked at me and said “habba habba”.
by Cheesenuts January 22, 2021
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