grit lump

a grit lump is a lump in your grits that you eat in the morning and its like ass tits. It just sucks on habba babba lard chunks ass.MAn i had some yesterday and i was like....tits on ice!

Dude i ates me some grit lump yesterday and i was like...wholy shit this tastes like ass.

by assfart1234 January 7, 2010

Lumped Erps

It's what happens to you when you try to Boss, at the wrong time.

Ex. That fool's burnt.. He's gonna get lumped erps

by Steezy760 December 17, 2010

life lump

a fictitiously comic way of referring to a spurt of semen.

"By my life lumps!" - Walt Whitman

by REBEC$LUT January 18, 2008

Man Lump

A lump of men similar to a dog pile, but more lumpish. See also Dog pile

After the football game, the players engaged in a man lump.

by TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT January 10, 2009

lung lumps

A slang term used to describe or refer to women's breasts.

"You seen that new intern yet? She has a nice set of lung lumps!"

by dale crashardt October 2, 2011

Lump Fish

Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut

Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory

by User_87 December 17, 2014

crouch lump

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010