Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.
If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.
by BurgWords February 07, 2011
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ballon + lumberjack

A method in a game called "clash royale". It's very gay and if anyone uses it they should reconsider living. If someone uses it just close the game and throw your phone against a wall.
Boy: Hey how did you knew I like boys?
Girl: You use ballon + lumberjack combo...
Boy: Yeah true, i am retarded 8 year old gay.
by June 16, 2021
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lumberjack handshake

When two or more bearded men greet each other by gently tugging and/or shaking each others beards.
Jim greeted Bill with a lumberjack handshake .
by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017
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Lumberjack Express

The LumberjackExpress is a 150 people HighSchool Marching Band in Richwood, WestVirginia. The school only has 200-300 student population. The Director Mr. Greg James who is now accomponied by Mr. Michael Fox who has taken the place of Mr. Gene Collins who left for a job recently. The Lumberjack Express dress in Bright Orange Jackets with wither White pants or Black with a OrangeandWhite Stripe down the side. TheLumberjackExpress has made special Features in DisneyLand, SixFlags, DollyWood, NiagraFalls, NewYorkCity and many other places around the UnitedStates. This is one of the biggest and loving families I've ever been apart of, even though I'm only a Freshman. The LumberjackExpress does care about you and you'll make the friends of a lifetime.
loving richwood Lumberjack Express
by FreshManClarinet2016 December 02, 2012
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sexy lumberjack

Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.
Damn, who's that guy?
That's my new man, that's my sexy lumberjack.
by Dani the definer November 24, 2017
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LumberJack Syndrome

After a hat is removed, the phantom feeling like it is still there. Especially a winter hat.
Man I took my hat off like an hour ago and I just cant shake this lumberjack syndrome.
by Reverend W January 19, 2013
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frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well
I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well
by Ismashedurmom April 04, 2017
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