Definitions by Ismashedurmom

boof poof

When you place cocaine on a woman's asshole so she can fart it into your nose

That girl is so fine I want her to give me a boof poof so I can do my blow in style!

boof poof by Ismashedurmom November 11, 2017

frozen lumberjack

When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well

I took such a good shit that I gave her a frozen lumberjack so that she could enjoy it as well

frozen lumberjack by Ismashedurmom April 5, 2017