by tuddrew December 07, 2013
by #8765309 September 07, 2018
"Oh like when you put it between the mattress and the box-spring? That's called the lonely sandwich" - You Look Nice Today: The Magic Number -
by terriakki chan July 12, 2010
An individual who makes sacrafices for a spiritual or moral reason. An idividual who is not selfish, greedy, or disrespectful. A survivor or hero in some eyes.
Person 1: Why is Chuck the way he is?
Person 2: After his divorce he became a Lone Warrior for his son.
Person 2: After his divorce he became a Lone Warrior for his son.
by Free Warrior December 25, 2009
A person standing by themselves, or in their car individually, who is wearing a mask to avoid the Rona.
by Foctor16 April 09, 2021
When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
by Roy Berto February 26, 2012
when a man ejaculates in his own eye; related to the angry pirate, in which a man ejaculates in his partner's eye after oral sex and proceeds to kick his partner in the shin, causing him/her to jump up and down with one eye closed.
"Last night, I hired a hooker and gave her an angry pirate!"
"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."
"You're a pussy."
"Oh. Well, I was masturbating and ended up doing the lonely pirate."
"You're a pussy."
by Melissanthrope March 02, 2010