The Living Tombstone

The Living Tombstone is a songwriter that mostly does dubstep. He is well known for his Five Nights at Freddy's songs: FNaF 1 Song, It's Been So Long, Die In A Fire, and I Got No Time. He also makes remixes like Sorry Jack and Road to El Dorado.

Me: bro did you hear The Living Tombstone's new song I Got No Time? its awesome!
My Friend: ikr! i can listen to it a million times and i would never get sick of it!

by TheFiveNightsUserOfFiCiAl May 12, 2016

Living the dream

An answer to the rhetorical "how's it going?". Usually given when someone at work asks how you are and it is quite obvious that you have a crappy job and are just as broke as the next person. Most often used by cab drivers when business is slow.

Dean: Hey Greg, how's it going?
Greg: Living the dream, brother, living the dream.
taxi Greg how are you job life

by CountyDame July 15, 2011

limping pirate

When doing a chick from behind and about to bust a nut the male "pulls out" and spits on the womans back. When she turns around, blow your load in her eye. When she gets up all pissed off punch her in the leg causing her to limp while holding her eye.

Sheeet dawg, was laying that chick out... when i gaver her a limpin pirate awww sheeeet.

by Rylon September 16, 2004

I am living in your walls

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Person: Hey... I have extreme Paranoia is that okay with you?
You: I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

by AstroDan November 23, 2021

Livingston FC

Only the best fucking football team in the entire fucking world!

We wish we could all be Livingston fans. OR
Livingston FC have won the SPL.......again.

by a livi fan December 14, 2009

white lining

overtaking/driving down the central white line of a single carrage road where the road is wide enough for the cars your overtaking and the oncoming traffic ie creating your own 3rd lane.... not legal! and gets dodgy when you meet someone white lining towards you! time to play chicken.....

plenty of wide enough roads for white lining around Birmingham, try using something fast tho otherwise you will look stupid

by adz///2.0ezx///HackItt///golf_gti--louder than yours! July 25, 2006

better living through chemistry

Used to be a slogan for DuPont (a chemical company), but now it refers to the practice of taking medication and/or drugs to make your life more enjoyable.

Becky: "Wow, Jenny was always so depressed, but now she takes a bottle of Prozac in the morning and washes it down with vodka, she seems really relaxed and happy."
Hank: "Oh, so she's discovered better living through chemistry!"

or

Slut: "Wow, your schlong is so hard!"
Old guy: "Yeah, I used to be impotent, but now I take Viagra. It's better living through chemistry..."

by jdawgzzz January 24, 2010