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LEMon

Gus Grissom hung a coat hanger with a lemon on the LEM (the Lunar Excursion Module or Apollo Lunar Module) signifying it wasn't going to work. A lemon is something that is crappy or not very good at its designated function. Upon close inspection of the LEM in Apollo photos one can see it is covered in black construction paper and gold tinted cellophane. The design and engineering document for the LEM was only 110 pages long. Projects of similar budgets to the LEM had an average of 50,000 pages. It would never have functioned as a real Lunar module.
Even a leaf blower would make a bigger blast crater then the LEMon.
by redshirtguy May 10, 2022
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Lemons

Lemons are the pure amazingness of this world. They deserve god-like treatment, and a throne right up beside potatoes and cookies.
Person 1: Hey can I have some lemons?
Person 2: NO THEY'RE MINE GO AWAY STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY LEMONZZZ!!!!
by ima dumbass bitch September 14, 2020
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Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts
Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.
by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018
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Lemon

Lemons are a word for smut/extremely sexual content in fanfictions. There can be in almost all kinds of kinky shit, some intense and some bad.
That was one spicy lemon I just read.

Wow Castiel, I can't believe you just wrote a lemon.
by Luner101 May 16, 2018
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Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon
by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019
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Lemon

Lemon is the man that makes me happy when I am sad.
hey lemon im sad.
wanna talk about it?
yeah...
**bingus**
by anonymous November 25, 2020
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lemon

Yellow citrus fruit, and apparently a dude named Life always wants to give them to you. Apparently you should make lemonade if that happens.
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life! Take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
by Dropped My Idiot October 4, 2019
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