Lahni

Lahnis like armadillos and if you find one that happens to have another name before lahni, then they're most likely a goddess and you should do what ever they tell you to do because if you don't, you'll most likely wake up made of bad chili and glass.

jars are nice.

geraLd: Hey Mrs.Golden, why is your son a statue of chili and glass and in a wagon?

Mrs. Golden: He crossed some kid name aloha lahani or something like that and she told him to ditch his guinea pig named betsy and he didn't and then this happened this morning-

geraLd; was their name 'lahni'?

Mrs. Golden: I don't give a shit, now if you'll excuse me, I need to roll my son to the hospital.

by #Senpailokitoothlesstwigrizzo September 21, 2019

Lean Monster

A monster that's made of Purple Drank (a.k.a. Lean)

Lean Monster: I LOOOOOVE LEAN
Person: And why he ourple 😂

by Lean Elizabeth II March 7, 2022

Dick lean

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

J'leah

SHE IS BEATUFIL, UNIQUE AND HER VOICE IS SO ANGELIC BUT she prolly got some attitude when it comes to her food but she is caring and sweet like honey HER HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL and LEMME GUESS shes POPULAR AF everyopne wanna be her friend but she tries to keep a low profile BUT WE LOVE J'LEAH!!!!!!!

Boy 1: DAMN is that J'leah
Boy 2: YESSIR

by okayyyyboomer October 4, 2020

Big Lean Chungus

A tall, lean guy. Resembling a chungus, but taller and leaner.

"Oh look, who's that in the horizon?"

"Dude, that's Big Lean Chungus aka "BLC", can't you see?"

by jvaldemar March 3, 2021

Herk-Q-Lean

when your so twisted on some lean that you believe you possess superhuman strength and/or other supernatural abilities. can also be caused by a mixture of substances. herculean can result in a superman complex or better known as believing you're indestructible or unstoppable. also more commonly spelt Herk-Q-Lean

Herculean : "Did you see David on that lean when he ripped down that door and caught Sally cheating, he must of been on that Herk-Q-Lean ."

by Lil D$$$$ January 10, 2009

Leah

A synonym for soul-mate. A Leah is definitely the kind of person everyone needs one of. Leah's are incredibly compassionate and caring to their lover. Leah's mean everything to the person they love and are loved the same way in return.

Leah: I love you so much.
Cameron: I truly think that you are meant for me, Leah.

by TakeAGuess:) August 31, 2011