Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 1, 2018

Lemons

They are what we live for as gorillas , I live for the art of lemons squeezing so should u. Long live Harambe

Lemons are lit
Yep , lemons are life

by Stay in yo lane October 2, 2018

Lemon

People who like lemons are cool. They often can be sassy. they are quite athletic as well

gary: oh damn that person likes lemons
patrisha: they are so cool

by sandypatrishakid November 17, 2019

Lemons

Shit weed

Lemons are weak

by helpmydadlocksmeinashedatnight April 26, 2019

Lemon

A lemon is a simple, condescending and demeaning way to insult somebody who deserves it. A person who is referred to as a “lemon”, is simply a useless human, wasting oxygen.

“You are a fucking lemon”
“Mate the lemon fucking head of you”
“Size of your lemon head”

by James.E.123456789 May 16, 2019

Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon

WOW!!! THATS A LEMON

by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019

Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019