by collegepointer May 28, 2009
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Get the Smoke Lawn mug.When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012
Get the Water the Lawn mug.A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
by Jordan T November 2, 2014
Get the Lawn breather mug.Emptying an entire bottle of shampoo/bubble bath/liquid soap in one's asshole and then jamming a garden hose on the "jet" setting into the asshole to create bubbles. Usually done on one's lawn.
by cactusupmyass December 17, 2019
Get the Lawn Soaping mug.The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
by Unholy79 August 7, 2018
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