lawn dick

Noun see also porch dick. A porch dick who leaves the safety of his front porch and makes his way to the edge of his front yard and proceeds to insult you or let you know what's up. May be accompanied by his children (lawn dicklets) or dogs. May be grilling while wearing a wife beater. Will only fight if you step in his yard.

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lawn dick by jenksk9 April 2, 2015

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lawn bowling

a phrase coined by JuiCe and Ben in 2007 referring to "packing a bowl", or smoking "grass" out of a pipe.

During a lengthy discussion on smoking weed, while on their way to Jack-in-the-Box, the two had walked past a sign promoting recreational lawn bowling in Santa Monica, and had thus, created the term. anyone who uses this term and claims it to be originally from them is simply a liar and a biter.

"ahh... so what are you guys doing this weekend?"

"heh... we're going lawn bowling"

lawn bowling by 100percentJUICE October 4, 2008