by Saturdays are for the boys October 18, 2017
The random piles of shit left on your yard by the neighbors dog because they won't put it on a leash.
The dog dropped more lawn fudge, which I subsequently hit with the lawnmower to produce a fine mist of dry heave inducing aerosol shit.
by Unholy79 August 07, 2018
When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.
by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012
A lawn breather is a firefighter that is breathing through his/or her SCBA (air pack) at unnecessary times, usually in the truck, or standing outside of the fire well away from the smoke and danger. Lawn breathers are normally frowned upon due to the fact, that when they actually have to go into a burning building, they only have 10 minutes of air left, and are the reason the entire hose/interior attack team has to be swapped out after only 5 minutes. Lawn breathers usually have fire department stickers all over their personal vehicles and multiple fire department t-shirts and hats.
by Jordan T November 02, 2014
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
by DavieYo February 26, 2015
by collegepointer May 29, 2009
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