Where defacating takes place into the inner workings of a high-powered vacuum. The vacuum is then set in the reverse operation to ejaculate your steaming excraments at very high velocity into the face of your loved one.
Dude, Wilbur totally screwed up my vacuum when he gave your girlfriend one wicked Tortoise Launcher.
by Wyatt Erp January 21, 2010
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Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
by Mredria December 24, 2007
Get the Saint Peter's Launching Pad mug.When the subject braces both arms (usually against the arms of a chair) and lifts ones arse in the air to create a fart with more force and power behind it.
Steve lifted his arse off the chair and let out a thunderous fart thus nearly launching himself into the air. launch pad fart arse butt
by korsion August 11, 2009
Get the Launch Pad mug.Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.
Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
by Zonetbh August 25, 2009
Get the Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later. mug.the ass of a woman. can be a sexy curvy set o buttocks, or can be a huge fat ass. the delivery port for her dumping of fecal matter
man, your girlfriend has a huge turd launcher, and i bet u can't hit the starfish when u ass fuck her
by markcop1 December 22, 2005
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by Robert E. Porter December 31, 2008
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