Laptopahot

For use when your Laptop overheats

Dude my Laptopahot

Flipahotapoles Dude

by Robberz January 10, 2009

Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberal

A white person who appears to be liberal in theory but is secretly racist, homophobic, ableist,classist, etc in practice.

Someone who can quote Audre Lorde and has a “Believe Women”, “BLM” and “Abolish ICE” sticker on their laptops but will refuse to actually believe women of color when being told that they are using their white privilege to harm rather than to heal.

People who pretend to be woke by putting virtue signaling stickers on their laptops but do not actually stand for those values when it comes down to it.

Example:

White Person: *does something racist*

Person of Color: Do you have capacity to talk about why that felt racist to me?

White Person: No, also I’m not a racist.

Person of Color: Okay, when will you?

White Person: It’s my “boundary” that you stop talking.

#SoundsAboutWhite

If you believe in systemic racism why do y’all act so furious and defensive when people of color express to you personally that something you did was racist?

Like how do y’all Laptop-Sticker-White-Liberals believe all the science and numbers and history of systemic racism but the buck stops when someone expresses you’ve personally been racist it’s just suddenly unfathomable?

Racist actions can happen whether you intend for them to or not. You can’t just deny something is racist to a person of color and shut them out just because it’s too uncomfortable for your fragile white ears to hold onto. And it sure as hell isn’t a boundary to silence queer brown voices post you hurting them.

by ShivSpeaks February 27, 2021

laptop cumgasm

A laptop cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's naked in bed jacking off, and watching porn on his laptop, when he blows his load all over his keyboard.

Last night, I had a messy laptop cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021

Laptop Sweatshop

An office made up of low level, low pay white-collar workers who are forced to review applications and edit word documents on laptop computers all day with no break or free time from work. Most Laptop Sweatshop employees work under a deadline or quota that does not permit any conversation or breaks on the job. Laptop Sweatshops require constant overtime and require the employee to take the Laptop home in order to do more required work.

Bobby works at a Laptop Sweatshop reviewing applications all day, and is not allowed to talk to his coworkers or take a lunch break at his job.

by Kirihitos August 1, 2008

laptop dance

Watching a strip tease on ones laptop while you place your laptop on your lap to try to imitate a lap dance.

Dude a had a major boner this morning using my laptop to get a laptop dance.

by mrdollabill4life March 22, 2009

The Laptop Mizer

a character from the hit online web series "Write That Shit Down", portrayed by Robert McCormack. The Laptop Mizer dresses in wildly inappropriate clothing, steals people's laptops, downloads the most horrible pornography imaginable onto it, and then masturbates all over it.

Bingington: Who are you?
Laptop Mizer: I'm... THE LAPTOP MIZER! *laughs*

by Robert "This Fucking Sucks" M. January 18, 2009

Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.

Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.

by madebyafan September 15, 2015