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laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009
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laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe
dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
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laying around

The act of sleeping with multiple people or with one person multiple times.
I heard Rebecca is laying around a lot.
by Cthulhoop November 29, 2015
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laxing

Originated from 'relaxing', albeit bastardised; meaning to chill and go easy; as opposed to a state of urgency. Usually used when confronted with verbal attacks, to evade any work or when one simply feels like doing nothing.
e.g 1
knoddy "oh my gawd sup witha hair mun it's hideous!"

dicky "fuck you"

knoddy "woah woah laxing ya let's go for some beer"

e.g 2
jenny "hey knods have you done your calculus homework? it's like due tomorrow! oh when's our quiz is it thursday or next monday?"

knoddy "laxing. i don't intend to do it. zomg we have a quiz?"

e.g 3
knoddy " oraits i'm just gonna go bathe and laxing before meeting boobsy for dinner. ciao!"

eddy "use protection, man"
by knoddy September 5, 2006
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Avril Lavinge

a girl who butchered a really good bob dylan song
by moi July 19, 2003
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lamingtons

A delicious chocolate cake to rub over australian youtuber, aka the girl that pretends she has a life by making up lame scenarios for other lame people people to watch, communitychannel's naked body.
1. Nat where are my lamingtons?
by saralikesdaisies January 8, 2010
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Laying down wolfbait

A sudden and URGENT need to poop with complete disregard for facilities or location.
camping~Dude what the fuck! Whose been laying down wolfbait outside my tent?
At a bar~Dude watch the door for me while I lay down some wolfbait....

At a party~We gotta go, I stopped up the bowl trying to flush down the angry wolfbait I dropped off.
by mrmalachicrunch February 26, 2012
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