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Late Bloomer

People who experience a delayed heyday in their 20s and/or 30s, when they finally have the factors (social and/or job status, money, body, looks, etc.) to get laid and gain attraction/popularity among the opposite sex. These people were typically categorized as nerds/geeks back in high school.
He was such a dweeb in high school, but after graduating from Harvard and earning six figures in hedge fund, he's become a late bloomer.
by ke$ha_tiktok January 25, 2010
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fashionably late

Depending on the type/style of the event fashionably late can also range from 5 minutes (to a dinner date or a small gathering) to 45 minutes-1 hour (21st parties please note that there are also varying categories of 21st parties and discretionary judgement must be exercised). This time frame, or 'cushion', allows enough other people to have already arrived so that it is not only the birthday person and their parents in attendance and also conveys the possibility that you have come from a previous engagement (please refer to above definition).
1 hour late to a dinner party is socially unnacceptable and can protray an undesired tone of self importance however an hour late to a keg party is assumed and will be recognised as being fashionably late (again discretion must be employed to ensure that the beer will not be finished prior to your arrival).
by KateO December 12, 2007
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late night tip

1. person who comes over just for sex with no string attached; a booty call
I was horny last night so I called Jenny for a late night tip.
by SpeedsterZ28 November 24, 2005
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premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011
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Late Morning

The period between "mid morning" and "afternoon", so usually between 11am-12pm or so
by Toby Westoner May 11, 2011
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Lafreak

LMFAO in their song "sexy and I know it" says: " I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah. La Freak Couture is a Hollywood/LA based company.
I'm fly in my new LaFreak jeans.
by jaquiO January 15, 2012
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late reaction syndrome

To have a dangerously slow reaction to things that happen to you.
1984-Doctor: im sorry but you have late reaction syndrome.
Ted: i've never heard of that so its probably nothing.

1985- Jim: Hey Ted
(Punches Ted in the face)

2011-(Ted, as the white receiver playing in the superbowl. The score is tied up with 20 secs left)
Ted: Hell yeah, imma win this game for all yall!
(Ted runs out to the touchdown line. reaches out as the ball comes hurling at him. all of a sudden Ted feels face as if he is being punched in the face and flies backward from the pain)
by Kyle Medina February 27, 2011
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