a stupid store that caters to anorexic caucasian males and females with no personality. this store features loud obnoxious blaring music and pissy employees that are not in the least bit attractive, but swear to god theyre orlando bloom and kate moss.
oh-em-gee, are you gonna like come to hollister with me today?
like i totally lovee that $50 vintage top i saw.. plus i wanna go see that dreamy dressing room ttendent guy *stupid tone of voice.*
like i totally lovee that $50 vintage top i saw.. plus i wanna go see that dreamy dressing room ttendent guy *stupid tone of voice.*
by lolololxfadoodles March 5, 2009
Get the hollister mug.omg! look at my new shirt and pants i got it from hollister. they kinda look like the outfits i got from abercromie. but this outfit was cheaper! maybe i should start shopping at hollister from now on. WHOO HOO! I LOVE HOLLISTER!
by mariah May 13, 2005
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A store in which preppy, brain drained teenagers flock to to rid themselves of any personal uniqueness and conform to the standards of society therefore forging a secret pact and plotting the destruction of the world (see also: cult).
"DUDE! Did you get a chance to like go to like Hollister this weekend?!"
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."
"Pshyeah. If I didn't that would mean I have an actual personality."
"Did you watch the secret cult video? I'm almost on level thre- I...I mean did you see the new board shorts?"
"Sure did! I'm on level three too- I...I mean yeah they bring out your toned thighs."
by deejaylovesmaddie November 28, 2009
Get the Hollister mug.a store that markets "west coast style" to "east coast people." they sell shirts that say "its better in Cali" to people that live in Massachusetts. only employs perfect people.
girl 1: hey! i bought a shirt that says "californians do it better" from Hollister and Co.
girl 2: youre not from california
girl 1: oh yeah...
girl 2: youre not from california
girl 1: oh yeah...
by holyroman April 18, 2005
Get the hollister co. mug.A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.
Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit
Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.
Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.
by I hate people... July 26, 2010
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Get the hollister employee mug.An up and coming record producer that started in northern California. She has worked with a few very famous bands, mostly those on Fueled By Ramen. She's going to win a Grammy with in the next five years, If you get a chance to work with her you'd be stupid not to. She goes to local shows and poses as a regular kid to see what bands are really like off stage.
by Panic!attheLisa June 10, 2010
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