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slut logic

Excuses and rationalizations for slutty behavior, often heard from girls who have slept with 17+ guys (including threesomes with guys they just met that night). Lower back tattoos are absolutely a dead give-away.
Girl: "I'm not a slut; I have daddy issues!"
Dude: "That slut logic doesn't work on me, bitch."

Girl: "I got this tramp stamp before I knew what they were called."
Dude: "That's some solid slut logic, right there."

Girl" "It's the only way I can connect with people!"
Dude: "Justify however you want with your slut logic. You're still a filthy tramp."
by partypoop May 30, 2011
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extreme logging

This is where you're forced to take a shit (drop a log) in the woods while hiking/camping and the sapling you're holding on to, while squatting,snaps and you roll backwards into your own crap.
We called the camping trip off after my extreme logging mishap.The stink and green flies were just unbearable.
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011
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Olsen Logic

A teacher who grades an assignment before the due date and says it's missing when it is due in the future.
Example: I got a 0/50 on an assignment due on a Wednesday and I turned it in on a Tuesday, and I received the 0/50 on Tuesday, 1 day before it was actually due. That is Olsen Logic
by Big brain Person March 24, 2021
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Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.
Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
by Learth April 11, 2019
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Logan Paul

a choch from ohio
Person: "hey look it's Logan Paul"
Person 2: "ahh what a choch"
by Bitchhowdareyouu December 8, 2017
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Logic

A rapper known for being biracial and spitting BARS. His motto is PLP (peace, love, positivity) and is most well known for his single 1-800-273-8255 featuring Khalid and Alessia Cara and his recent mixtape Bobby Tarantino II. He is also known for having a tough childhood; he grew up in a section 8 household with drug dealers and murderers frequently in his house. He started off his rap career under the name "Psychological" but later shortened it to just Logic. His rap alter-egos include: Young Sinatra, Bobby Tarantino, and others. His real name is Sir Robert Bryson Hall II, but his friends call him Bobby.
Have you heard Logic's new album Bobby Tarantino II yet?
Yeah its straight fire!!
by -Poopyhead- August 25, 2018
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Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.
Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
by emceedeejay January 10, 2015
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