Hypo-logical Warfare

A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.

Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.

The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.

Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.

by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010

Contra-Logical

Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.

The girl in the fishnets isn't a prostitute? That's completely contra-logical.

by Organe April 24, 2009

Homo-logical

Someone that should be gay, but isn’t.

Phil was homo-logical, they thought he was gay up until he brought home Reagan.

by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Scatter Logical

-the art of talking shit

What the fuck made you think of that? You're so scatter logical, Steve.

by TeddyS October 27, 2011

too logical

A useful response for getting out of a situation where someone mentions something obvious you hadn't thought of.

Mike: Come on bro, just pick one. Hawaiian or Supreme. It's not hard. They're waiting for our order.
Ryan: Why don't we just buy two medium pizzas and get both?
Mike: ... too logical, mate.

by c-drinkwater December 10, 2011

That sounds logical.

WC3 and Dota-Allstars, lich's primary catch phrase and is a minor meme amongst WC3 and dota players.

post 1: omg y so imba chainfrost it 1 click kill all!!11

post 2: hmm.... that sounds logical.

by mudkipz are anons too July 8, 2009

Coldly Logical

An internet troll that puts even more energy into his posting than his trollees by repeatedly isolating and pouncing on irrelevant consistencies is known as Coldly Logical, especially if he declares himself such.

"The onus of my argument is perfectly static, kindly stop trolling and present counter-arguments rather than merely atomically dissecting mine."

"What can I say? I'm just Coldly Logical!" (Laughing smiley optional)

by sigma_grcade July 8, 2009