ghost load

When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.

"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"

by Ghost Load August 24, 2014

Lock n' Load

1.Meaning to lock a magazine or clip of live ammo into a weapon and then load the first round into the chamber by pulling back the charging handle and letting it fly forward, picking up the first round from the magazine on it's way.

2.Generally used to indicate "getting ready" for something big.

1.I loaded the shells into the shotgun and I pulled back the slide and said "Lock n' Load!"

2.If someone was going to approach a girl in a bar, he might say to his friends as he got up..."lock and load".

by rallala June 2, 2008

loadshat

To be the victim of load shedding. Another bright idea of the South African government to try "save" electricity by powering areas down randomly, issuing notices for power outages that are incorrect and then agreeing to a 53% price increase on electricity to force consumers to use less. What's the word that rhymes with midgets?

Ah fuck I've been loadshat again, the power's just gone off and the notice said it would only be off tomorrow. Glad I spent that 5 grand on a generator. Too bad the petrol price increase will bankrupt me if I keep using it. Guess I'll start making bead necklaces for all the tourists in 2010.

by BluePhoenix666 March 26, 2008

loadkill

A mangled heap of something that has fallen from the back of a vehicle onto the road.

That mattress is going to be loadkill in about ten seconds if you don't tie it down.

by Sterlinghetti October 21, 2009

Load Jockey

One hired to clean hot tubs, pools and other load intensive areas. These areas include vacation homes, rentals, hotels, motels and certain backyard shenanigan (oval office).

They went at it all night long in the hot tub....call the load jockey!

by Bob Guyton June 15, 2011

Load Your Wagon

The act of taking a Wawa hoagie, (any variety) and inserting it, in its entirety, up your anus, in order to sneak said hoagie in to either a Phillies game or concert at the Mann Music Centre.

I'm hungry and we're late for the Bon Iver concert! The food at the Mann is so expensive. I might have to stop at Wawa and load your wagon honey. sorry.

by Be like water. September 17, 2012

loadanchor

A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.

That new guy isn’t worth a dime! Fire that fucking loadanchor!

by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019