Laugh Until Your Sides Split

An idiom referring to the ejaculation of sperm after a male masturbates ('laughs'), particularly self centred bastards on webcams. Also see matting and to matt oneself

'He just stripped off and then laughed till his sides split!'
'Dude'

by Niaboc September 9, 2004

Laugh at the fat kid

What you say out loud when you see a overweight, chubby, chunky, fat kid

Fatass John walks down the street stuffing his face with a large bucket KFC

Bill:"Hey everybody, Laugh at the Fat Kid!

by MJlives January 13, 2011

laugh limit

This is the point where a relatively serious person suddenly goes over the edge to a laughing person. It can be brought on by a joke or a situation, and it doesn't require any prompting although previous jokes increase the chance of breaking the laugh limit.

John was being very serious about his financial situation until he saw a very funny political video, and then suddenly he broke the laugh limit. Then he was laughing so hard that he almost cried.

by Chris Doc October 19, 2009

Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

laugh bucket

A big old bucket of laughs

I got my laughs in this bucket. This laugh bucket.

by @gato_fumando December 3, 2013

Laugh Rape

The act of sticking your finger in a friend or stranger’s mouth whilst they are laughing heartily/hysterically about something/anything. This can cause them to gage, splutter or go into a state of coughing laughter which is in itself a source of amusement for everybody else. The Laugh Raper may benefit from ninja like reflexes to perform this task competently.

Can also be used when a friend is laughing too much or has an annoying or embarrassing laugh

Similar to Yawn Rape

While watching a Jimmy Carr DVD Dave was laughing hysterically so I seized the moment to Laugh Rape him, he gaged and went into a cough fit
At the cinema John was laughing at all the wrong parts during TED so I Laugh Raped him to shut him up.

by DCIV June 13, 2014

Laugh and Leak

When you laugh so hard at something that you start pissing (leaking) yourself.

I tend to laugh and leak when I watch hilarious videos and memes.

by ClassicMello October 21, 2016