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Black Man’s Kryptonite

specifically a overweight white or Asian (non black) girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.
The more unhealthy and average looking the better (white and Asian mens unwanted women in society) she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.
I prefer non black woman over women of my same race my black man’s kryptonite is other groups of woman a black man can’t live without them
by Zhou Yu December 7, 2021
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kryptondog

1. N. A being of supreme intelligence, wit, and sexual dexterity. See also pimp.
2. V. An extremely complicated sexual move involving a series of thrusts, slaps, and clicking noises.
1. You're such a kryptondog, Mister President.
2. You gave me one hell of a kryptondog last night, Mister President.
by James LaBove January 13, 2004
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red kryptonite

A variety of kryptonite created by Mr. Mxyzptlk that inflicts random physical changes in Kryptonians. Word has it that Mxyzptlk transferred a portion of his sample or stockpile to the obscure Internet user SonicDeathMonk3y.
Ben claimed that SonicDeathMonk3y's red kryptonite cremated his Pikachu.
by Eszett February 26, 2004
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KRYPTONITE

A one hand false cut invented by Dan and Dave Buck.
To be used in conjunction with card magic or such.
"Then I did the kryptonite and they were convinced the deck was mixed!"
by DarthAllanz0rd00dex April 14, 2006
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Kryptonian

Groups of people who eat only Kryptonite for Dinner.
Z:I'm a Kryptonian!

M:You eat Kypton for Dinner?

Z:....Huh?
by Xildra February 19, 2009
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kryptonianjizz

Jizz that when placed on a splattered corpse, recompiles it into a person.
Clark: "Don't worry Lois, if I miss you, I'll just kryptonianjizz on your splatter and you'll be good!"
Lois: "Thanks Clark :)"
by lurel January 1, 2012
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Kryptonian

Slang/ - A term used primarily by black men amongst each other to describe black women.

The term derived from the movie Superman in that on earth Superman is seen as something special to be admired and he is loved by people. But back on Krypton he is seen as nothing special and just another Kryptonian.

So, because it is generally felt among many black men that black women see them as nothing special and black women are usually disrespectful to black men, talk down to them or attempt to emasculate them, etc. black men feel like they are regarded as Superman is on Krypton (ie. nothing special)

However, usually when a Black man dates outside his race or leaves the country they are treated like Superman is on earth with much love, respect and admiration.
Person 1 - "Hey, I heard Mark's wife was arguing with im in public again."

Person 2 - "Well, what else do you expect from a Kryptonian bitch?"
by EZRHINO March 24, 2017
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