bamboo koala

man lies like a bamboo stick (straight on his back) while the girl bear hugs him from the side. BAMBOO KOALA.

i’m gonna bamboo koala the fuck out of you.

by ghastlyderpy December 30, 2021

koala dick

A super big sexy ass mother fucking dick

Jesus Christ you have a koala dick

by Big dick guy August 26, 2015

kinky koala

A sexual position involving a short woman, and a tall skinny man. The woman represents the Koala. The man represents a Tree. The Koala climbs the Tree, latched with all fours, then the Tree proceeds to stick his branch into the Koala, therefor leading to intense orgasm for both parties.
See also - Climbing Vine

Last night I met up with this freaky short girl, and she proceeded to go all Kinky Koala on me. That shit was hot!

by pseudowho? August 11, 2014

dusty koala

When you cum on a girl's hair an it looks like a koala that's been in the outback dust storm.

Jim: dude, she blew me so good I came in her hair!
Rodney: my man! You have her a dusty koala!

by Vinnyitsvinny2 March 04, 2018

Koala ripped

Being super high and munchin out all day.

Lets get delivery man, i'm fuckin koala ripped

by bdillz89 June 03, 2009

Koalas to the Max

A very entertaining and satisfying website that allows you to make pictures of koalas. You'll want to finish, but you won't.

I'm doing a koalas to the max right now.

by 1:38 October 18, 2018

Koala Flow

When one's self is getting ready to nap, rest, or sleep for a long duration of time.

Chris: Yo Pat, you wanna go hang out man?
Pat: Nah bro I'm on my Koala Flow.
Chris: Damnnnn iight I'll catch you later man.
Pat: ZzZzZzZzZ

by Master Watcher October 07, 2011