knerd

an extremely annoying and geeky person

That knerd is gay.

by b rad June 3, 2003

A Knudsen

In several northern european countries "a Knudsen" is used to describe a person who is trying really hard to excel at something (i.e. chess og pie eating) but whose talent is absolutely hopeless and whose results are embarrasing and a lauging stock by everybody involved. Often it is done by people with an academic career which they believe enables them to take up activities far from their limited abilities.

He really pulled a Knudsen when he started to take up tennis.

by Hammers78 May 25, 2010

Knurkis

Knurkis is cocaine mixed with knullis.

Dave: Joe you got any knurkis?
Joe:"sniffs" no
Dave: You sure?
Joe:"sniffs even more" Yes im sure
Dave: Okay.
Joe: Wanna make out?
Dave: sure?!??

"weird noises"

by IBL January 27, 2021

House of Kurds

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by ShoaibKurdistani December 25, 2020

Flattening The Kurd

Unsolicited and unwanted "advice" directed at a Kurdish girl or woman in the form of diet talk, body shaming or weight loss tips. Kurdish women are known for their curves and their love of hearty meals, so this is both a racist and sexist activity. It is not always meant to be bigoted but that is generally how it comes across.

Its perpetrators are usually either white or Turks. This term is Derived from flattening the curve, stopping the transmission of a disease in particular Covid-19.

Sharon: ZOMG Zilan you can't eat those 4 almonds, they have calories! Remember to count calories, you need to be a size UK4 so men will find you attractive.

Zilan: I really wish you would stop Flattening The Kurd when I'm around. Enjoying eating is part of my culture.
Sharon: You should be ashamed of yourself for eating bad food. Why don't you try air? It's guilt-free.
Zilan: Look, if you continue to Flatten The Kurd, we'll have to set some boundaries.

by Begging For Pegging October 31, 2020

Dirty Kurd

When you leave dirty dishes and soda cans all over the floor by where you are sitting.

My god Kortney you have quite the Dirty Kurd going on in here.

by Dilly4Chilly June 20, 2019

Knords

Free from impromptu like singing including but not limited to ooooohs, laaaaas, loooooos, woddila's, ooohdilaa's, dooodilas lodi lodi leh's, etc. etc. They are often sang by a background chorus in jazz like melodies. Typical genre's include Broadway show tunes, upbeat jingles of the roaring 20’s and feel good Christmas music.

Check out some serious Knords in Michael Buble's rendition of "Jingle Bells"

by zonkers77 September 16, 2012