Dummy Knot

1. A roll of money with a large bill on the top and a lot of small bills underneath.

2. Fifty or a Hundred dollar bill on top of a bunch of one dollar bills, used to deceive others into thinking its more then what it is.
1. When Richard Rovair saw a group of beautiful women approaching he told his friend to put away his Dummy Knot money because he didn't want to make a bad impression.

2. My friend Blimp pulled a dummy-knot out of his pocket threw it to his supplier and left before his supplier knew he'd been shorted.
by Richard Rovair November 29, 2013
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Bung Knot

Rachel has the sweetest bung knot. I love to tounge punch it.

My bung knot is really itchy. I think I need to re-wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018
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Pot knot

The knot you get in your throat after smoking too much pot. A pot knot will often make you cough until you burp.
That pot knot had me choked up.
(Passing the joint) Nah man, I’m good. I got that pot knot.
by Dumblikeme January 21, 2023
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Bear Knots

When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.
My grandpa suffers from bear knots.

I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018
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Mud Knot

(Noun)

A term used to describe the location on a living organism (usually human) in which bodily waste is dispensed. Mud refers to the color and consistency of the waste. Knot refers to the appearance of the location; similar to the look of a knot tied on a balloon.
Damn, I had a terrible taste in my mouth after licking that Mud Knot .
by MrMudKnot January 25, 2019
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Snap A Knot

To correct another's behavior
Somebody needs to Snap a Knot in his ass,get him to tighten up.
by Waboa February 4, 2009
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Rolly Knots

n. a condition when one feels high anxiety awaiting news (good or bad) regarding a career milestone. The knots can roll in one part of the body for period of time then go away, only to return in another part of the body, rolling around, giving one chronic sensation of waves of anxiety.

The condition is transferable to friends and family members who have a sincere interest in such positive outcomes in your life.

Rolly knots can be found in the brain, causing an unsettled feeling, insomnia, and desire to drink coffee in the, god forbid, evening.

Only know cure is receiving the news.

For maximum communication effectiveness, "rolly knots" should be pronounced using the best Scottish accent you can do.
I can't relax, I've got rolly knots.
by RoaringWookiee September 15, 2017
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