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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
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Kev

A YOUNG SELF MADE MAN💯💰
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Kev

Kev is used to describe someone who is rude and offensive.

Not to be confused with being cheeky, a Kev is out to offend.
That boy is such a Kev, his mother will be disappointed. Avoid ladies, red flag!!!
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to kev

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.
Example for to kev

Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.

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Better:

A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.
by Kritza February 5, 2024
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Kev-asaurus

Kev-asaurus needed help with finding google on his phone.
by blondie678 December 15, 2023
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Kev

Kev is a bottom
by Demilocato November 21, 2021
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Kev and Noah

Kev and Noah/noa is a couple that will be thought until the end
You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why

You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works
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