A Kertan is a sexy beast. He has the muscles of a ninja and the dick of a black man. He will make the straightest man turn gay for him.
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Get the korman mug.This is the bitchiest slaggiest girl ever if she isn't a slag now she will be the biggest one in the years to come. She is one to take friends away and can be very manipulative so watch out friends of Keran, because if you have a friend called Keran I'm deeply apologetic for you as she is an repulsive spasticated ginger minger.
Sam: "Omg loookk at the girl she is such a Keran"
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Dude: Did you get Kerrang this week?
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
Hater: Fuck no! All they ever cover is shitty Linkin Park!
Dude: Oh that's funny. Look! An interview with Ozzy Ozborne! Oooo and one with Asking Alexandria AND Patrick Stump! Was Kurt Cobain murdered? Well you may never know because you're too fucking narrow minded to read it!
Hater: Fall Out Boy's emo why the hill did they interview that fag! I thought they did rock!
Dude: *kills self*
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