trapper keeper of sadness

A person or group of person(s) that play professional football in the city of Cleveland, Ohio.

The Cleveland Browns can't ever seem to get their shit together, they are a Trapper Keeper of Sadness

by DinosaurFRUIT September 8, 2020

Team Foster- Keefe

The people u ship in The Keeper of the Lost Cities ur team is Sophie and Keefe

I am Team Foster- Keefe being defied

by Sophie and Keefe 4ever February 25, 2022

Tard Keeper

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

Kiefer

A true badass gangster that knows it all.

guy1: man did you see that badass?
guy2: yea man he was a real kiefer

by kbfuckyeah October 18, 2009

crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

by Adrian September 18, 2006

Kiefer Sutherland

SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH. hE'S SO HOTT... HE'S MAKES ME HAVE ORGASIMS JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM! I WANT TO EAT HIM ALL UP!

cAntbEperFect08: **gets on knees and bows to kiefer** kiefer IS my god

by Emmaroo August 29, 2004