Kristian

An unbelievably ugly being, he is positively revolting and has a disgusting odor that would scare away ANY monster under the bridge. Run if you see this hideous being, for it WILL find you if it spots you.

Person 1: Hey is that Kristian?
Person 2: *loses his soul*

by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly February 23, 2025

Kristian Uremovic

A man who has a micro penis and an intense sexual attraction for vegans and liberals

Oh no, I am turning into a Kristian Uremovic!

by Japan101 March 2, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

kristians

Kristians is a very annoying person.

do not. be friends with a kristians.

boy: “ he is so annoying. “
girl: “ ofc he is, hes kristians.

by juliejulie6677 July 18, 2023

Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face

wow that kristian is such a cunt

by pinchpunchfirstdayofthemonth June 22, 2020

Kristian

Kristian means dumbass in Hebrew

קריסטיאן kristian הוא טיפש

by mcdaddyi November 21, 2021

Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school

Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?

by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022