Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

by Big man kobe January 15, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

by Youngdaggerwoes November 20, 2019

For Kobe

Kobe has passed away and now you cannot say Kobe when shoot a basketball, you have to say FOR KOBE and than shoot

1: KOBE

2: it is not Kobe it is FOR KOBE
3:oh yea my bad Monica

by Joemama209 January 29, 2020

Kobe

A funny hyper person that enjoys being with others, at times can be goofy, but still awesome to be around.

“What are you up to tonight”
“Pullin’ a Kobe”
“Nice”

by lilrage January 7, 2020

kobe

kobe is a big cunt and likes dick

fucking hell kobes is a cunt and likes dick

by sharkboyo March 20, 2022

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

What you yell before you’re helicopter goes down

Pilot: Yo I think we’re going down!
Passenger: Kobe!

by Boner guy January 26, 2020