junk bruise

the sore spot (sometimes a bruise) caused by the thwapping of the male genitalia against either the thigh or its components.

I went streaking last night and got some major junk bruise.

by gingertonic March 15, 2011

junk chunks

When fellatio is given by a highly inebriated woman who then, as the man is finishing, proceeds to vomit, or "blow chunks," on her partner's penis and testicles, i.e. junk.

Man 1: Duuuuuuuude. Sally totally gave Mike junk chunks last night. She was so wasted.
Man 2: Dope.

by DailyDoseDover January 5, 2016

Junkai

Junkai is a unique name and comes with it ... a unique person. Junkai is a traditional Chinese boy’s name and represents the qualities of physical and mental strength, resilience and perseverance. Anyone would be lucky to have a Junkai beside them because they are a true treasure and a life partner.

Wow Junkai!

by Kylie_Robinson October 11, 2021

Junkghost

Legally the funniest person ever.

tab: burger king popcorn chicken sucks
junkghost: burglar kink popcorn chicken is a plight on humanity

by tabithavonpossumo March 1, 2022

shoulder-junk

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.

Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.

by Ray Albright May 29, 2007

huge junk

Junk (aka man's penis) that is both long as well as thick in girth.

Damn, you've got huge junk! I mean its not scary big porno dick, but WOW. You packin'!

by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

ginger junk

The genitalia of a red headed person. The place where ginger jizz comes from.

Mr. Rogers was accused of touching Casey's ginger junk.

by Clackamas May 1, 2015