Jose

A jose is a fuckboy,a player,a manwhore. There are so many more but the point is made.They are somewhat loyal but not really;they will cheat on you or flirt with other girls right infront of your face.Being bestfriends with a jose could be good at times because he cares for you somewhere in his heart yet you cant really tell if he means it or not.Being bestfriends with a jose will cause you fights, not cared for,him not fighting for the friendship,giving up,choosing others over you,not taking up for you in front of his friends,etc... When you do talk he ignores you almost all the time.You never know when he says love you back is true or not.A jose shouldnt be these things but he is. This Is A Jose...
The girl wondered why Jose cheated but then remembered his so called bestfriend warned her about him;no Jose is left with no one due to his actions.
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Jose

Jose:EY YO LOOK AT ME IN MY LOWRIDER SA... o shit... he brought his trolling friends..
by joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee September 1, 2011
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Jose

Faggot who sucks dicks a lot
You know him
Yes he is Jose the fag
by Brathsolus October 28, 2013
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Jose

Mexican sperm cell that came out of a gay person
I am about to Jose on you
by Daddytedy December 11, 2017
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Jose

A very confused child that for protection follows the crowd. But deeply in it's heart he knows his futbol team is America. Being scared of rejection cheers for the teams he thinks the crowd consider cool. With low self steem looks for an alpha female that's cheers for America that will help for his transition from closet fan to full proud representative for the futbol team America
Hi my name is Jose, Jose Yoyo and I cheer for America futbol team
by AtomTheGiant April 10, 2019
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Jose

Jose’s are pieces of shits that live In California, specifically San Francisco . PERIODT .
girl #1 : I’ve been seeing this guy Jose for a couple of days

Girl #2 : girl ima just warn you ahead of time . Jose is a piece of shit .
by HaterGirlOnMommas1230 May 30, 2022
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Jose

look its jose *millions of beans turn around and look*
by FactsNOTHINGbutFacts May 8, 2019
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