beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016

A pure idol of amazingness, not very good at sports but he can cream you at anything else, he is very tall and the most amazing person you will ever meet
by Itotallyspeakthetruth May 14, 2015

by Bens ex October 30, 2020

Would you smash that Jordy bro?
by BirriaTacos February 4, 2024

Jordy is a 4”11 giant who is a fun time loving Disney watcher. He is an avid fan of ferrets and nerf guns. He can be silly when put around caged children. Jordy is a menace
Jordy: get in the cage u little beast it’s feeding time
Cody: omg ur such a jordy
Finn: don’t shoot nerf guns out your Willy again
Cody: omg ur such a jordy
Finn: don’t shoot nerf guns out your Willy again
by Iamvengeance08 March 9, 2022

Meestal is een Jordy te vinden in de bananenbar. Hier wordt hij het liefst in alle gaten tegelijk gevuld met zaad van gigantische zwarte mannen genaamd; Jamal, Demetrius en Requis.
Een echte Jordy is te herkennen aan zijn lokroep; ruig, jaa lekker, mij niet bellen, etc.
Een echte Jordy is te herkennen aan zijn lokroep; ruig, jaa lekker, mij niet bellen, etc.
by Titomakanii November 22, 2021

Jordie chan is the most scrumptious in a friend group. everyone wants a piece of jordie chan. grab a bite and don't stop.
by Distict July 22, 2022
