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jomper

Someone who is an ‘ard lad
Adelin is a right jomper isn’t he
by daisy renton April 8, 2022
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Jumped his bones

The act of being raped, without an rape actually occuring!
I went in there, and jumped his bones! Twice!!!
by Stillfunkywhitemonkey33 June 24, 2022
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josped

“Why did you throw up
“i was just with josped”
by jaywnrnendj November 19, 2023
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jumped the board

Having sex when you aren’t suppose to.

From the Amish practice of “bundling”whereby a young couple sleeps together with a board between them for the purpose of getting to know one another without actual physical contact. “Jumping the board” is being so hot for each other that you break the rules to have sex.
by James Perfect November 20, 2023
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Jumped

1. Getting brutally hurt and attacked, typically by two or more persons at the same time.
Come help me, I’m getting jumped by Keisha, Mia, & Ava!
by anonymous October 11, 2024
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jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.
“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.
by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025
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jumped

When someone sus starts talking to you non consensually
Jumping Scenario 1:
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*

Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.
by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026
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