jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 01, 2007

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Jobbie Dawner

Placing (making) a booty call between 5 am and 7 am

(related to Jobbie Nooner - noon (lunchtime) booty call)

Any guy would willing wake up for a Jobbie Dawner!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

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when your bum is covered in jobbies (usually after a trip to the toilet.)

whoa man, just went to the toilet, had explosive diarrhoea and now i've got jobby bum! fml!

by chickenflump October 19, 2013

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When crumbling soap bar or cannabis resin between ones fingers the brown marks left on ones fingers are said to be known as jobby fingers.

Mate am no rollin the smoke that soapay, al get pure jobby fingers

by mussytillidie September 28, 2009

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A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.

Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.

by Uzzy September 09, 2006

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When you are having a slow day and the most basic activities are not making sense, you are jobbie whacked.

Alistair, what is 2 + 2? I am so jobbie whacked today.

by Baron Boffin May 27, 2010

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The act of receiving oral sex from someone who is crying.

''Sasha was crying uncontrollably while blowing me last night. I love a good sobby jobby.'

by Beadlover August 06, 2017

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