Jizz

This is when an old man tries to secrete seminal fluid, but he is so old that it is only dust.

Grandad just fapped and jizzed everywhere.. quick somebody get the duster.

by Shornathon! February 11, 2009

Jizz

is short for Jeremy aswell as male Semen/sperm.

Shan"Hey Jizz lets go talk to those girls over there"

Jizz(Jeremy)"cool man ill just grab my shotty & some duct tape"

Herb"weirdo"

by Shanley2204 November 4, 2010

Jizz

Term used in parts of Ireland to describe alcoholic beverages.

Paul: I take unreal jizz!
Everyone else: Yes you do, we're clearly unfit for our jizz!

by Trueman_St January 13, 2008

Jizz

A very uncommon nickname for a "glob of ectoplasm" in Guild Wars.

Hey man let's go Jizz farming.

by Crimzon September 8, 2008

jizz

the art of opening a soda as you squeeze it, thus causing the carbonation to invade every oraface on a persons face. Including ears nose and mouth. It also causes Eye stinging

I Jizzed my coke all over that dudes face. That'll teach him to mess with me.

by Tommy Cool July 15, 2008

Jizz

All of you stop being PERVERTED... Jizz means: Cool, Fabulous, UNREAL, Great, WOW, Fantastic, Wonderful, Perfect,

Jizzafull, Jizzalicious, jizzworthy, Jizztastic, Jizzcaskes, JizzyBallz,

by SHANAH AND ALYSSA May 23, 2008

jizz

word used for a group of things. used in the same way as stuff

"so i was walking around carrying all this jizz"
"i threw all this jizz out"
"so we were out doing all this jizz"

by jacko999 April 25, 2008