Joslyn is one of the best people you will ever meet, but also one of the worst. If you are good friends with her, you will have a lot of fun. Typically, Joslyn tries to blend in. Joslyn will always have that one person that knows her inside and out, ditto. They will ruin your life.
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That girl is such a Jaslyn! She thinks "sexy" and "awesome" mean the same thing! She even called Chewy sexy!
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has beautiful blue eyes but will cut your dick off if u step over the line
has beautiful blue eyes but will cut your dick off if u step over the line
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A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
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Get the joslyn holthaus mug.two really attractive chicks that are super smart, amazing, and hilarious. they are both really sweet, caring, and will do most anything for a friend. they usually have long luscious, flowing hair and it is never ugly or gross. their eyes of pure gorgeousness and they have amazing abs and a hot body.
dude: woah, did you see Joslyn and Alexia, they are pretty hot.
other dude: yeah, I'm gonna go ask them what kind of hair stuff they use. *strokes own hair*
other dude: yeah, I'm gonna go ask them what kind of hair stuff they use. *strokes own hair*
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She is such a Jaslyn, especially being in Qtss.
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