jewish

Of or relating to Jews or their culture or religion.

"He is Jewish"; "a Jewish wedding"

by applbaum May 9, 2006

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Set it to Jewish

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.

"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."

by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009

Jewish Cowboy

A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.

ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.

"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"

Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*

by JewishCowboy February 10, 2010

Jewish nigger

An impossible situation.

-How can you be simultaneously rich, poor and a thief?
-A jewish Nigger

by GasShowerForJew June 15, 2019

Nice Jewish boy

1. The kind of guy that a triple-h- and other Jewish girls have a wicked crush on. Common characteristics include:

- Curly dark hair
- Brown eyes
- Swarthy/olive complection
- Very kind
- A big nose
- Really intelligent
- Extremely funny
- Kind of well-built, on the skinny side
- Tall
- Is very attached to his stereotypical Jewish mother that is very over-protective and probably hate the girl that finally sinks her claws into him

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2. How elderly Jews refer to younger male members of the tribe.

1. Rachel: OMG, did you see Chris from Hebrew school?!
Sarah: Yeah, his is a nice Jewish boy!

2. Elderly Jew 1: Do you know that boychick that volunteers at the old folk's home?
Elderly Jew 2: Oh yes, Chris is such a nice Jewish boy!

by Michelle Weinstein September 3, 2005

Jinisha

A female Gujarati name. It's meaning 'one who is born from the Sun'. Most with the name tend to be excessively friendly and blonde as well as having the tendency to cry themselves to sleep whenever they are depressed. The name translated in Japanese is Bakamono.

My name is Jinisha.

by plu3 January 7, 2012