Jurassic Flappers

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.

“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”

by anonymous April 12, 2024

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Jurassic forhead

Giant dianosar looking forhead

"Your girl bought herself a giant weave to cover that jurassic forhead!"

by BOONE24 June 25, 2015

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Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.

Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

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Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.

Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.

by GConey December 31, 2023

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Jurassic Park The Game

A Jurassic Park-themed, choose-your-own-adventure game made by Telltale Games and set after the events of the movie. It's technically non-canon, and is known in the community for having really dumb moments, and a questionable artstyle.

Idiot: "Jurassic Park The Game is the best Jurassic Park Game!"
Everyone else: "No."

by GGP5858 March 17, 2023

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