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If your name is himeno, stay away from all people named jonas and if youre a 10 feet goth dommy mommy then you should def contact me
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
Jonas by Pilioko December 1, 2022
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Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
Jonas by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.

Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
Jonas by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
Just a little fag ball
Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)
Jonas by SeaTurtle12354 January 22, 2023
A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina
Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself
Jonas by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023
Jonas is a beautiful boy with an amazing voice and smile his humor is amazing his hair is blond and black and curly. and I really like him but I don't know if he likes me . but hopefully he will be my valentines - nauds
hey jonas

hi nauds
i have to tell you something
ok what is it
i have a crush

on you
oh well i dont bye bye

oh
Jonas by anonymous February 5, 2023
Jonas can act like a HUGE dumbass, but is a pretty funny guy. He can be toxic and self-centered, so be careful when you meet one.
Jonas is such a dumbass
Jonas by Bookworm_15 March 31, 2023