jesus handle

The handle above the windows in most cars, so called for the propensity of people to shout "Oh Jesus!" while clutching it in mortal terror at the driver's skill level or sanity.

Also known as an oh shit handle.

My aunt is such a terrible driver. Whenever she drives everyone clings to their jesus handles.

by Ko'rhyan March 26, 2009

RN jesus

Usually associated with video games,
RNJesus is the deity of RNG. (random number generators)

When the outcome of a certain scenario could be determined by a random factor most players can do nothing except pray to RNJesus.

(1) "I was playing Hearthstone and the guy had 3 hp so I prayed to RN jesus and played mad bomber, my prayers were answered and I won"
(2) "I was playing first round T-side running and spamming my glock, RN jesus gave me two headshots"

by Velen August 8, 2016

Jeslyn

Jeslyn is someone who has a beautiful smile. She loves to smile and laugh.

Jeslyn is also someone who likes to help others, but many don't appreciate it and take her for granted.

Jeslyn is cute in her own way, and what she does brings people joy.

God, Jeslyn is one the most sweetest girl ever!

by daisycarierhogwarts April 19, 2018

jessica dole

They are on the dole and call random kids "bb" on roblox... and papi. what a freaky one

Jessica Dole: hey bb Jamie, I just got my dole credits!

Jamie: nxaxggxexr Tf

by camping_chair December 17, 2019

jesse lee soffer

The hottest person in Chicago PD

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos

by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

Jessielyn

A very very courageous and pure girl. She gets you into trouble sometimes, but in a very funny way. Is beautiful, patient, and someone you can always depend on. Everybody loves her!

She's always one call away, that Jessielyn!

by benpepsi June 7, 2021

jesussy

its jesus but sussy

“im religous but im also jesussy”

by lukaslube December 31, 2021