Definitions by Velen

RN jesus 

Usually associated with video games,
RNJesus is the deity of RNG. (random number generators)

When the outcome of a certain scenario could be determined by a random factor most players can do nothing except pray to RNJesus.

(1) "I was playing Hearthstone and the guy had 3 hp so I prayed to RN jesus and played mad bomber, my prayers were answered and I won"
(2) "I was playing first round T-side running and spamming my glock, RN jesus gave me two headshots"

RN jesus by Velen August 8, 2016