Jelly 

Atsushis personal urinal….Someone that it’s really easy to click with there’s never been an awkward moment with her even tho i was scared of her at the start…. but that’s whatever guys. Always feel like i can talk abt anything with u even tho u talk EVERY. DAY. any atsushis stinky feet. But that’s what makes you, you and we love you that way. Even tho i can’t say much since we haven’t know eachother since forever i know how important you’ve been to me in such a little time even tho id hate to admit it you guys make me feel so much better in days were im really down. Always make me laugh with ur dumb shit. And when ur super famous and rich and say hi to everyone at every corner of a con bc everyone wants ur autograph because ur super super famous im gonna be right there selling it for money 🫶🫶🫶 thank u for being my friend ur one of the sigmaest things of this year. And just know im always here for you even if some other people aren’t you always have a place with us. I CANT WAIT TO HANGOUT N BEAT U AT UNO GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR W UR ASS😈😈😈 i love u sigma thankies for being friendsies 🫶🫶

there’s som weird person talking about atsushies feet bro what the flip

WOAH ITS MY SIGMA TWIN JELLY!!!!

Jelly by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024

jelly

give explicit directions to others then proceed to completely ignore your own directions thereafter

I told my friend following me in the car behind to take the next right, but I went jelly and took the left accidentally.

jelly by hennysees April 13, 2026

Jelly ! 

Jelly means to be a finesse kid in basketball

Means to her too saucy Aka too good in a sport

Broo he's to good

Naw bruh he's jelly !

Jelly ! by Kittykat23455 February 7, 2017

jelly!

something samir says when he makes a dunk in 2k.

*dunks in 2k*
samir: Jelly!

jelly! by Mnawabi October 21, 2018

Jelly , 

I love petroleum jelly 🤤

Boy A: What’s that creamy goodness in your mouth?
Boy B: It’s petroleum jelly , …
Boy A: Can I try some?
Boy A Explodes.

Jelly , by QU0NDALEDINGLE May 18, 2022

Jelly Side Down 

Masturbation technique for men.

Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.

See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.

Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.

Jelly Side Down by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017

Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.

I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.

Jelly Hammer by M Fartz October 19, 2010