He got one of the smallest meats in this planet. He is ugly as fuck and tall. He sucks at basketball and can't shoot threes. He gets also NO BITCHES AT ALL.
Jayden can't shoot three-pointers.
by REESELOVER January 3, 2019
Get the Jaydenmug. That’s not hitler that’s jayden
by Yogurt sandwich October 24, 2018
Get the Jaydenmug. by Paodkjwd March 11, 2018
Get the Jaydenmug. by Jajshhahsjsvvsjs October 10, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug. Jayden is the name given to a little boy in a mans body they often think they are the toughest in the room and can pull all the girls but more often than not you will see him outside the school gates at 3:15 looking for his date.
by The real pm September 24, 2020
Get the Jaydenmug. He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
Get the Jaydenmug. The intellectual sayings that come out of ones mouth when being on another level of the brain spectrum.
If you really think about it, if you touch a cold pan it's cold, but if you touch a hot pan it's painful. Jaydenism.
by Swagibay November 25, 2021
Get the Jaydenismmug.