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by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 21, 2019
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enstars irony is a meme concept where the caption is "innocent" or "relatable" but the picture bought upfront is very "unpleasing" and "disturbing"
that moment when you forget your wearing headphones and your parents hear your emo jams
*insert leo decapitation here accompanied by enstars irony*
by xx_jazsuki_xx October 28, 2020
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The ironic relationship between time and consciousness; the final irony. Conscious irony or ironic consciousness. The irony that consciousness perceives time (reality) in linear terms; but is created by cyclical time.

The irony that consciousness cannot traverse linear time agentically because it is a cyclical framework, ie., consciousness cannot both exist AND and travel backwards in time.

The irony that consciousness may be traversing cyclical time (present - - > future) unconsciously because it perceives time linearly (in retrospect; present - - > past).

The irony that the past does not exist (linearity as an illusion) and the future is concurrent with the present and even impacts it.

The irony that free will and consciousness are extraneous to each other.

Implication of the Vikaasian Paradox.
Vikaas irony describes irony ascending above literary, existential, and ideal context; and into the realm of the conscious.
by sandrashine July 15, 2017
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The term used by English speaking people with a strong latino accent to describe a person's attributes after knee surgery
José can't run no more. He's got a irony.
by dumb gringo September 7, 2012
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The purposeful irony presented by a hipster upon first glance or through deeper investigation, such as conversation. For example, only a hipster would wear a t-shirt that reads: "I'm NOT a Hipster. Believe me." It is also ironic that what hipsters deem as "cool" (or "deck," in hipster talk) is not really deck, but is approved only by members of that group.
Examples of hipster irony include iconic spectator glasses frames, a "casual" but "I'm not trying that hard to be casual" look, bedhead hair, and/or the century-old handlebar mustache comeback "look." Another example: Hipsters listen to music that they admit is crappy but that the band never "sold out." This could then be the topic of a very long discussion.
by annayellabanana September 20, 2013
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The idea that a higher power such as fate, destiny, or a god controls and toys with our lives; It is 'cosmic' because of the universal, all-pervading influence of the higher power, and it is 'irony' for the perceived control of one's own life when in fact no free will exists.
Joe couldn't believe the cosmic irony that all his girlfriends left him for another woman.
by ozoutofwater November 17, 2010
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Irony according to the Alanis Morissette song, "Ironic;" an unfortunate situation misidentified as ironic in nature.
"I can't believe I woke up before my alarm went off!" Sheila spouted.
"Wow, that's ironic! Hehehehehe." Alicia, thinking she was clever.
"No, it's not, you idiots. It's ironis morissette." David chimed, wisely.
by tman87 March 1, 2010
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