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Iowa Chocolate Express 

A sexual act. To perform the Iowa Chocolate Express, one must eat a heavy amount of corn (canned or fresh is fine) the night before. One must then, on a partner who is preferably lying prone, squat over their head and proceed to defecate while also walking down the partners back. The pieces of shit will look like train cars holding a shipment of corn! (Optional: while shitting, make train noises such as Chooga-chooga Choo-choo, etc.)
You: I ate way too much damn corn last night.

Friend: You know what that means right? Hire some hookers and...

In Unison: Iowa Chocolate Express Time!
Iowa Chocolate Express by dndn95 December 2, 2009

iowa field 

When you finger a girl with a corn cob and she has a unshaven vagina.
I gave Samantha a iowa field last night.
iowa field by Bigtone32 November 10, 2014

Iowa Piña Colada 

When a man cums inside the vagina, anus, or mouth of a woman, and then takes a piss in that same hole, then if in the vagina or anus, “stir” the two fluids with the man’s penis and have the man drink it bottoms up. If orally prepared, the woman will mix the two fluids with her tongue and swallow it.
So Shawn asked me if I banged my bitch the other night, so I told him I did, and she tried a new cocktail I made called the Iowa Piña Colada.

Iowa hardcore tattoo

When a hardcore person from Iowa tattoos the shape of the state on them. Generally their area code is somewhere inside.
I know how to two-step and I'm from Cedar Rapids. Look at my Iowa hardcore tattoo.

Iowa Handshake 

The light touching of two bare penises by two men, usually upon meeting each other for the first time. The Iowa Handshake is believed to have originated in Bettendorf, Iowa, where men to this day often "touch tips" to convey trust. Today it is also common in the Highland Park area of St. Paul, MN, particularly North of Ford Parkway.
The only man you can trust is one that gives you an Iowa Handshake while he looks you in the eye
Iowa Handshake by NewMember September 3, 2021

Iowa State College of Design 

Good college for the following, nuff said:

Graphic Design
Architecture
Interior Design
Industrial Design
Integrated Studio Arts
Landscape Architecture
CRP
Tim: "I'm going to Iowa State College of Design"

John: "What a great school for design!"