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watch that turns into a hamster

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.
James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"
by MathKills December 22, 2009
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Intronaut

Noun.
An individual who explores or reflects on ones own mind and thoughts in search of meaning and understanding of 'self'.

Proper noun.
An American Post-metal band, formed in 2004.
Noun.
"Ryan is an intronaut, he is always searching for answers."
by Astronaut J February 28, 2009
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Introvert

A person who gains energy through low stimulus activities.

These activities can include spending time alone, reading, studying, going for a relaxing stroll or jog, etc.

Introverts are not necessarily shy and can in fact be very social, provided they have time to recharge afterwards. One defining characteristic seems to be that they feel less reward from highly social situations which is why they can loose energy, feel tired or even overwhelmed when at social events such as parties, concerts, sporting events, etc.
James Bond was an introvert. Introverts and Extroverts are both awesome and gain energy in different ways.
by Chezwyk August 21, 2015
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Yuh get into it

Yuh get into it is a meme on tiktok which means yesss do that shit
*Bill dancing*
Shawna: “yuh get into it
by TheoneandonlyOnikafan April 19, 2020
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I'll Slap You Into Next Week

To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!
Coco: >>;; I hate black people.
K': I'll slap you into next week if you don't stfu.
by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010
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infromed

Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."
Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!

Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.
by uwg March 21, 2010
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Introverted Claustrophobia

When an introvert is a large crowd and feels as if everyone is closing in on them.

Feeling overwhelmed or stressed in crowds or loud noise.
During that concert Nancy felt as if she had introverted claustrophobia.
by Greyhound owl December 31, 2016
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