Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

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Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

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insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people

after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail

by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009

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insta-cure

Someone who deletes their photos on Instagram if they don't get enough likes.

"Omg I only have like 3 likes I need to delete this it's so embarrassing"

"Sally ur so insta-cure"

by Penelope4lyfe June 7, 2014

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insta thirsty

When u constantly ask people to follow you more than once on instagram..

"Hey Tommy can you add me on instagram."
"No problem man".....

"Hey Tommy can u add me on instagram and give me a shoutout."

"Man stop being insta thirsty

by mirah_salaam July 14, 2015

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A slut who thinks she can get paid for posting promiscuous photos that are heavily FaceTuned.

May or may not have “photographers” whom she pays to edit the photos, you know cause she’s so busy with her content!

Becky: there’s that girl from Instagram!

Brian: What girl??
Becky: her @ is *********
Brian: are you sure? That looks nothing like her!

Becky: duh!!! She’s in insta model!

by Whysocurious4321 July 13, 2019

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