insta-bail

to bone out immediately; drop out without hesitation

only to be used by totally cool, amazingly hot, super rad people
after the cops came, it was an easy decision for the hammered party-goers to insta-bail
by littlerickbigdick February 11, 2009
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Insta-cut

leaving immediately, out of the blue decision to go somewhere other than here, derived from "to cut" UK slang for 'to leave' usually saying goodbye briefly or sometimes not at all
"where were you yesterday you suddenly disappeared?"
"sorry dude I just insta-cut, was so tired i just left"
by Zero_chat September 29, 2018
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insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening
He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?
by MissMadee June 15, 2011
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INSTA EGG

Eggeggeggeggegegegggeggegeggegeg
Egeggegegegegg egg insta egg
by Lucas Mo January 22, 2019
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Insta Muslim

Muslims who learn Islam from quotes on Instagram and argue with people over something they shouldn't argue about.
She's an Insta Muslim, don't reply to her.
by cheekylads January 14, 2019
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insta-knowledge

Knowledge acquired through brief encounters with google, often taken from a search results page and never referenced.

Quite commonly, insta-knowledge is confused with actual knowledge which comes as a result or learning and experience. Insta-knowledge has yet to be truly recognized as it cannot yet be found on Google.

Whilst insta-knowledge can be useful if you want to know a new recipe, or clean out your carburetor, it cannot be forgotten that it does not make you a political analyst, a virologist, or a doctor.....ever.
Does he even know what he's talking about? Sounds like insta-knowledge to me.
by Jsnndrwflwrs April 21, 2020
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Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram
I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!
by mflowers February 17, 2020
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