incognito

To conceal one's identity.

Moe: "Homer, i said you couldnt come back."
Guy who looks like Homer: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Dr. Incognito?"

by PeaTearGriffin May 13, 2005

Incompetence

A persona exemplified by George W. Bush.

Incompetence is very hard to define, but you sure know it when you see it like in this quote from George W. Bush:

"What I'm suggesting to you is, if you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico, therefore, you know, you're not capable of what you do. But the truth of the matter is you are, whether you can or not.
--George w. Bush

11/06/1999
as quoted in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer"

by FrereOP May 30, 2008

inCOCKnito

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.

Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

incocksicated

A women who has has so much sex that she doesnt know which way is up.

Baby, are you incocksicated again?

by Jeff Gawrys October 2, 2003

Incollingo

The most authentic italian name of all time. The second choice for the family name in the story line The Godfather. Only good looking, true italians inherit such a wonderful name. Double meaning; BOSS.

Mario Incollingo is the biggest boss known to man.

by Vincent Corleone April 21, 2009

incoldnito

physical appearance in extreme cold weather, whereas one's identity is hidden

I don't think he noticed me, I was incoldnito.

by J.A. Becker January 20, 2009

incognoobrito

Incognoobrito - The act of pretending not to be at your keyboard the instant a known Noob enters the chat room.. This action will render you a ghost or otherwise un-recognizable to the offending newbie similar to being incognito.. Incognoobrito is a defense against the unwanted barrage of noobish questions that said newbie is about to spew forth to the first person he sees talking.

Man I was chatting it up with Becky and Fleet joined the chatroom... I totally had to go Incognoobrito to avoid talking to him!

by Pain (Mary Jane Rotten Crotch) November 18, 2009